Sweet Revenge

Posted by M ws On Monday, October 3, 2011 4 comments
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused.

“Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,” she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day''

A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother,

''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another
occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear.....I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night BEFORE the wedding.''

(NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?)

Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!

Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings....

We simply continue to fly ........ On a broomstick.....

We are flexible like that.

OKAY, NOW IT'S YOUR TURN TO SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR WOMEN FRIENDS WHO
DESERVE A GOOD BELLY LAUGH.............. YOU COULD ALSO SEND IT TO SOME MEN WHO YOU KNOW WOULD APPRECIATE THIS......... ENJOY

-Author Unknown-

Thanks to Angela who sent me this post. Have a nice day, everyone!

4 comments to Sweet Revenge

  1. says:

    Tiger Hehehe, never mess around with a woman and her dressing.

  1. says:

    kassim Women are like a hurricane, at first,warm wet and wild and in the end they take your house and your car and leave you with nothing.

    Women are like computers, they take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

    Women are like the stock market They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Tiger

    Haha!! Quite true :-). Take care and thanks for such a candid response!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Kassim

    :-) Thank you for your hilarious and yet painfully accurate response.

    You sure understand women!!!

    Thanks so much for sharing!

    Have a great day and do keep in touch!

    Salam

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