Two Woodpeckers

Posted by M ws On Friday, October 7, 2011 4 comments
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees.

The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.

The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers).

The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeccable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion.

Apparently, Tiger Woods was right, when he said, "Your pecker gets harder when you're away from home."

Posted for laughs with no intention to offend any one. Thanks to Angela who sent me this joke.

4 comments to Two Woodpeckers

  1. says:

    Bunny i can testify to the truth of that statement by mr hari mau.

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Bunny,

    :-) That is really an impeccably witty particular the way you referred to Tiger Woods LOL!!!

    Thanks for the smiles!

    Have a cheery weekend. :-)

    Warmest wishes

  1. says:

    Jimmy Liew Should be Harimau Kayu. Great joke by the way.

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Hi Jimmy Liew

    :-) Good one! Glad you enjoyed this joke. Am happy to hear from you again! Take care and have a great week. Stay in touch.


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