Just For Laughs

Posted by M ws On Sunday, December 11, 2011 2 comments
An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone:
"Where d Hell Are You ... ?"

Husband:
Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day …? "

Wife, With A Smile & Blushing:
Yeah I Remember That My Love !

Husband:
I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop

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An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free

After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How The Trip Was.

All Of Them Gave A Same Reply...

"Which Trip ?"

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Husband was seriously ill.

Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in good mood, don't discuss ur problems, no tv serial, don't demand new clothes & gold jewels. Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home..

Husband :- What did the doc say ?
Wife :- No chance for u to survive.

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Woman Buys A New Sim Card
Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.

She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:

"Hello Darling"
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:

"Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen."

Thanks to Angela who sent me this collection of jokes which I am posting just for laughs.

2 comments to Just For Laughs

  1. says:

    mamasita hahahahaha

    Thanks Paula..:)

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear mamasita

    :-) glad you enjoyed this post. Keep smiling and have a great day!

    Cheers

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