I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake, sweat until you moan and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
Now get your mind out of the any other thoughts and, go get your flu shot! *smiles*
-Author Unknown-
Thanks to Angela who sent me this joke which I am posting for laughs.
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