Installing Love

Posted by M ws On Friday, January 6, 2012 4 comments
Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?

Customer: Well , after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running?

Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

TechSupport: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not running on internal components." What should I do?

Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before We hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God.

-Author Unknown-

Thanks to Angela who sent me this post. Have a nice day!

4 comments to Installing Love

  1. says:

    proud2bmalaysian Masterwordsmith

    Nice new layout. Just dropping by to say hello. Keep up the writing.

    Proud2bMalaysian

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear proud2bmalaysian,

    Thank you! That is so kind of you! I appreciate your encouragement and the connection. Hope you will keep in touch. You keep up the wonderful work you are doing too!

    Take care and have a great weekend!

    Best wishes

  1. says:

    pak yeh Excellent anecdote.Many thanks and love.
    My take...
    Love cannot be installed if hate is already installed.To overcome the prolem forgiveness should be installed. Forgiveness will eraze hate, thus making way for love to be installed.

    But can anyone forgive UMNO/BN.???
    All we have for them is hate.!!!
    Hence it is necessary to install a hate program in the rakyat.!!!
    Hence life is a Tao philosophy/ying yang of love and hate.!!!

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Pak Yeh

    Wow! Thank you for sharing with so much passion! You are right! We cannot have love if hatred is installed so we should reinstall it with love and in our country - with a clean and fair government!

    Thank you for your lucid response and stand for a better Malaysia. Do take care and stay in touch.

    Salam

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