Symptoms and Prognosis - Then and Now

Posted by M ws On Thursday, January 26, 2012 4 comments
Remember when you were young? Life was so simple then...

Symptoms and Prognosis:

1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her.



Symptoms then: Love

Prognosis now: Ventricular fibrillation and Myocardial Infarction.


2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts.

Symptoms then: Love

Prognosis now: Parkinson's Disease


3. Constant smiling.

Symptoms then: Love

Prognosis now: Bell's Palsy


4. Absent mindedness, inability to focus on tasks at work or at home.

Symptoms then: Love

Prognosis now: Early Onset of Alzheimer's Disease


5. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when she calls or comes over.

Symptoms then: Love

Prognosis now: Multiple Sclerosis


6. Inability to stop thinking about her.

Symptoms then: Love

Prognosis now: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder


7. Bruising on neck, and other tender areas.

Symptoms then: Love

Prognosis now: Leukaemia


8. Insomnia.

Symptoms then: Love

Prognosis now: Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia


9. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel her when not in her presence.

Symptoms then: Love

Prognosis now: Schizophrenia

Indeed, times have changed!! Thanks to Angela who sent me this post. Have a nice day!

4 comments to Symptoms and Prognosis - Then and Now

  1. says:

    adie What would be the ACTUAL symptoms then if we're in love?

  1. says:

    walla Love is a hormone-harmonized emotion but please don't believe a word of what i write.

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear adie

    I think it would vary from one person to another. In fact, some may not even realize it was love until much later. By then, it would be too late!

    Take care and may you have a life filled with much joy, happiness and love!

    Have a nice day!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Walla

    LOL!! I like the 'hormone-harmonized' descriptor! A most appropriate form of alliteration haha! Thank you for such a witty response!!

    Have a great day and please keep in touch. Always a jooy to hear from you!

    Cheers

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