All's Fair in Love

Posted by M ws On Tuesday, March 27, 2012 4 comments
Someone sent me the following post ages ago and I found it this evening while clearing my inbox.

Why Men and Women are Different - Author Unknown

Have you ever quite figured out why the se**al urges of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having *** tonight either... but at least that she knows I'm smarter than her. :-)

*Posted for the sake of humor.

* Please do not try this. :-)

4 comments to All's Fair in Love

  1. says:

    UP41 Can try if one want to end the relationship :-)

  1. says:

    cin2tan man is the head, right? but bini is the neck which turns the head !
    SIGHS !

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Hi UP41

    LOL!!! Very true!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear cin2tan

    Not all men allow themselves to be henpecked :-).

    And not all women can bully too LOL!!!

    cheers

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