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Tuesday, March 27, 2012
- NEBRASKA: At least the cows are sane.
- Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
- I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
- Where there's a will..I want to be in it.
- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
- Don't drink and drive... You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
- Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
- Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else.
- HONK ... If You Want To See My Finger
- Support Cannibalism - EAT ME!
- God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
- I don't have a license to ki**. I have a learner's permit.
- I wasn't born a bi**h. Men like you made me this way.
- Keep honking while I reload.
- Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
- Who were the testers for Preparations A through G?
- Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
- 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.
- EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
- If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
- If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
- Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
- Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
- Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
- My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.
- Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
- Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
- If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
- Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
cin2tan saja 4 FUN ....
# mca BOSS tak berani pegi,
kulinya terpaksa makan cilli padi;
bodohkah atau otak tak bersendiri,
kesian keluarga manyak sakit hati !! !!
# 40 tahu langsung TAK peduli,
baru mau sikalang KERANA akan undi,
cilaka betul cilaka @#$%^&*,
mca & batang nasi TAK dapat diundi-ed !!