Funny One-Liners

Posted by M ws On Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4 comments
Here is a list of funny one-liners which Angela just sent to me. I'm sorry it is all in capital letters. I am reposting it for laughs. Have a great day!

LAUGHING AT YOUR OWN MISTAKES CAN LENGTHEN YOUR LIFE………SO SAYS RESEARCH.
LAUGHING AT YOUR WIFE’S MISTAKES CAN SHORTEN YOUR LIFE……SO SAYS EXPERIENCE.

ISN’T LIFE LIKE A GRAMMAR LESSON?
AT TIMES, WE FIND THE PAST- PERFECT AND SOMETIMES THE PRESENT- TENSE

*One of my students sent me this image*

IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW OFTEN A MARRIED MAN CHANGES JOBS
HE STILL ENDS UP WITH THE SAME BOSS

LIES DO NOT END A RELATIONSHIP.
USUALLY THE TRUTH DOES.

EXTENDED VERSION OF STEVE JOB’S LAST WORDS FOR INDIANS
“I-PILL IS NOT OUR PRODUCT. THE I-PAD IS NOT A SANIT**Y NAP***”.

HUSBAND AND WIFE ARE LIKE 2 TYRES OF A VEHICLE.
IF ONE IS PUNCTURED, THE VEHICLE CANNOT MOVE FURTHER.
MORAL: ALWAYS KEEP A SPARE TYRE!

COND**S DON’T GUARANTEE SAFE S** ANYMORE.
A FRIEND OF MINE WAS WEARING ONE WHEN HE WAS SHOT DEAD BY THE WOMAN’S HUSBAND.

*posted for laughs with no intention to insult anyone*

Thanks to Angela who sent me this post! Take care and do share your thoughts via the comments secction.

4 comments to Funny One-Liners

  1. says:

    pak yeh Ha,ha,ha,ha. Superb one liner jokes.
    Thanks for the laughs.
    Id like very much to hear more from you and this Angela lady.

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Hi Pak Yeh

    You are most welcome.

    You can see Angela's comments and ideas in MT where she shares her opinions as Angela Ooi.

    Take care and do keep in touch!

    Salam

  1. says:

    cin2tan but the true & living GOD 'was, is & will be' the same !

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear cin2tan

    Amen to that! Thank you!

    cheers

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