Just For Laughs

Posted by M ws On Wednesday, March 21, 2012 8 comments
I was cooking dinner now and preparing chocolate muffins when blog reader Mr. Krishnan sent me the following jokes which really tickled me so much that I had to post this even though I have not finished cooking yet. No insults intended. Am posting this just for laughs! Have a pleasant evening and keep smiling!

Aunt Mildred

Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, 'Your heart would be just below your left breast'.

Later that night......... Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

Mr A buys a new car


One day, Mr A buys the new Automatic BMW X8 sport.

He drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night the car just won’t move at all.

He tries driving the car at night for a week but still no luck.

He then furiously calls the BMW dealers and they send out a technician to him, the technician asks “ Sir, are you sure you are using the right gears?”

Full of anger Mr A replies, “You fool, idiot man, how you could ask such a question, I'm not stupid!! I use D for the Day and N for the Night...”


:-) Keep smiling!!! Enjoy your evening with your loved ones!

8 comments to Just For Laughs

  1. says:

    adie N=night drive! Make sense! LOL!
    Thanks for sharing MWS! You have a great week ahead! ;)

  1. says:

    cin2tan my poor bini had to push our Nissan130Y in the centre of ipoh when i thot 'F=finished & E=enough' in the meter-panel(?)...30 years ago lah !

  1. says:

    adie cin2tan,
    hey, that's a good one!

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear adie and cin2tan

    I am so happy to see how the two of you enjoyed the humor in this post Thank you for brightening the ambience of my blog with your smiles!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    cin2tan My poor bini has to push (with my daughter) my Iswara 2day bcos the car battery got STOLEN lah !!

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Aiyo!!! Really or just kidding??? So sorry to hear that!

  1. says:

    cin2tan NO joking : if u do come to ipoh PLEASE 'not wearing flowers in your hair' BUT BUT BUT bring 2 or 3 spare car batteries , ok ??
    ( i buy u white coffee + Simee tarts BUT not battery). (iwc)

    fyi : the LARGEST Aeon Jusco in m'sia opens on 29/3 in IPOH !

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Hi there

    Ahhhh I love Kg Simee egg tarts!!! may visit Ipoh by August or the earliest in July. Too many things tied up till then.

    Thank you so much!!!

    Cheers

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