masterwordsmith-unplugged

Thanks to Angela who sent me this post. We were skyping the other day when she cracked up. It was then she told me about this list after which she sent it to me. The bottom line is this: make sure you are alone when you try this lest your colleagues or family members wonder why you are laughing out loud.

I will give a prize to the one who can read all this smoothly in one recording (unedited) but of course, you must record your voice and upload it to YouTube of any other online site for all of us to listen and judge. :-) I will put out a list of those mp3 recordings in my blog and readers can vote. How about that?

Please send your links (not your mp3 files) to masterwordsmith@yahoo.com

Have a lovely day!

By the way, I could not read ONE of the tongue twisters - the one about the skunk! No problems with the others. How about you?

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A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw.

Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said "this butter's bitter! But a bit of better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!

Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit? A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.

If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!




I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

A sledering snail went down a slippery slide would a snail sleder or slide down the slide.

These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue.

Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

You curse, I curse, we all curse, for asparagus!

Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca papaya.

Double bubble gum, bubbles double.

A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

A box of mixed biscuits, a mixed biscuit box.

Upper roller lower roller Upper roller lower roller....

Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

Which watch did which witch wear and which witch wore which watch?

Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.If the
thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

How much wood could a wood chuck; chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

An Ape hates grape cakes.

She sells sea shells on the sea shore she sells sea shells no more

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. And on a slitted sheet I sit. I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. The sheet I slit, that sheet was it.

Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.

A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk. The skunk thought the stump stunk . What stunk the skunk or the stump?

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

Do tongue twisters twist your tongue?

If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, FuzzyWuzzy
wasn't very fuzzy... was he?

Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit, did Billy Button buy a buttered biscuit?
If Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit, Where's the buttered biscuit Billy Button bought?

How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?

A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can cans

How much wood could a wood chopper chop, if a wood chopper could chop wood?