Can You Answer These Twenty Questions?

Posted by M ws On Sunday, April 29, 2012 2 comments
1) Why does the glue in a tube not stick to the tube itself?

2) Academic research has detailed reports stating that from a group of four men or women one will most certainly have a mental ailment of some kind or the other. Think about this calculation: if you have three normal friends, then you unfortunately are the fourth one out. Who then is the fourth person? :-)

3) Why do we press down hard on the remote control even though we know that the batteries are weak?

4) Have you ever watched old or new films about Tarzan? If he is supposed to be living in the wild, why is he clean shaven?

5) Switched those bulbs that are enclosed in tight plastic shutters? Have you noticed that whenever you go to do that there are always dead bugs inside? How did they manage to get there?

6) Why can't we ever manage to open a plastic bag on the first attempt?

7) Why do they use sterilized needles when injecting a convict on death role?

8) Why does a bank take interest on money when your account is overdrawn? From where do they think you are going to pay them? If you had the cash you would have used it, wouldn't you?

9) Why don't we ever hear jokes about father-in-laws?

10) When statistics claim that the sum of all the stars in the sky is about four billion, people believe it. But, when someone sees a sign on a park bench or board stating "wet paint", why is it a natural instinct to 'verify' this?

11) How many times will be keep coming back and opening the door to the fridge when we are hungry? Do we really think that food will appear there miraculously?

12) Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but ducks if after the bullets are over the gun is thrown at him?

13) I'm sure you've heard of the evolutionary claim that mankind has evolved from monkeys. If this is so, why are monkeys still roaming earth?

14) If you are sitting by a table and something is accidentally falling off, chances are you may not try to stop it. Why?

15) Why did the Japanese pilots who were planning to crash into American ships wear helmets?

16) Why do people move a vacuum cleaner over a small piece of thread again and again? Why do we pick it up, examine it and then place it back down and move the vacuum cleaner over it to give it a second chance?

17) Why are soap bubbles always white no matter what is the colour of the soap?

18) Is it winter or summer wherever you are right now? Have you noticed that if it is summer we try and make the house as cold as it would be during winter, and if it is winter, we try and make the house as hot as it would during summer?

19) Why is it that whenever you walk past a mattress dealership, they have large signs advertising a big price reduction?

20) Isn't it silly that when if wandering through one of the large shopping malls someone doesn't pay attention and the cart they are pushing smacks into your toes, and then they say sorry, all we can think of saying is that no harm was done while your toe is aching.

If you have answers to any/some/all of the above questions, do share that we can smile together. Take care and have a lovely evening!

2 comments to Can You Answer These Twenty Questions?

  1. says:

    cin2tan Tarzan was well-shaven AFTER Jane fell in love with him : the shaver
    belonged to her father one !!

    Jane held tight to his body THEN slipped & grabbed his xxx & made him yell : 'O...Ee..O...' (painful ma !)

  1. says:

    achibong No answer, more questions.

    1) Fat and slim are opposites. Why is Fat hope and Slim chance the same?

    2) Why is a dressed chicken naked?

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