The Mathematics of Romance

Posted by M ws On Thursday, May 17, 2012 2 comments
This is a test post. I might continue blogging only for registered subscribers to my feedburner feeds. It is safer this way. At least I will know who are the readers.

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy



OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime



SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.



GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

2 comments to The Mathematics of Romance

  1. says:

    cin2tan marry someone you truly love = complete.
    marry someone you truly dun love = finished.
    marry someone you truly dun love & the mil comes along = completely FINISHED !!

  1. says:

    CK Am glad you are back! Take care!

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