Simply Blonde

Posted by M ws On Thursday, May 24, 2012 6 comments
Milk Bath For Beauty

An older blonde woman heard through a friend that taking a milk bath is good for the skin, will cure stretch marks and make her beautiful again. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk instead of the usual amount.

A Blonde’s Flight To Chicago

A commercial airplane is in flight to Chicago, when a blonde woman sitting in economy gets up and moves to an open seat in the first class section. A flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must return to her seat in the economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for.

The blonde woman replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Chicago and I'm staying right here."

After repeated attempts and no success convicing the woman to return to economy, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-pilot that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Chicago and I'm staying right here."

The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He kneels down next to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.

"I told her first class isn't going to Chicago."

The Blonde Painter

An ambitious young blonde woman, in need of money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type. She began, door to door, canvassing a wealthy neighborhood for work. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."


Intelligence Island

Three blonde women were stranded on an island. While trying to dig their way out, one of them came accross a buried lamp. Suddenly a genie appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish, in return for saving him.

The first blonde woman asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into brown haired woman and she swims off the island.

The second blonde woman asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one. She is instantly turned into a black haired woman. She then builds a boat and sails off the island.

The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The genie turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.

-Author Unknown-

*Posted for laughs with no intention to offend blondes or males or anyone! Take care and have a restful evening.

6 comments to Simply Blonde

  1. says:

    Johnnie Lim MWS,
    Thank God you are back. I was sadden when I saw your goodbye post and I could not get access to it. checked my fb and realised you have disable your account and wost thing is I don't have your email and so could not check with you why the sudden reason for your post. Welcome back.

  1. says:

    michael Yes, thank God you are back. Hip hip Hooray! All the best to you and your family. :=)

  1. says:

    cin2tan i see strange respondents who din appear b4 !??

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Johnnie

    So sorry! I had to delete that Fb account for certain reasons. It was difficult to stay away and I am glad I am back. Thank you so much for being such a supportive reader for so many years!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Michael

    Thank you so much for being such a sincere reader and friend. I appreciate the connection and your readership. Take care and wishing you and your family God's richest blessings! Do keep in touch!

    Shalom

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear cin2tan

    Johnnie has been reading my blog for a few years now and Michael for some time too. But you have been reading my blog since 2009 I think.

    Thanks to all of you who have taken the time to respond. I appreciate your input and effort to reach out cos it really means a lot to me!!

    Take care and God bless!

    Cheers

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