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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her doctor to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido.

'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doc.

'Not a chance', she said... 'He won't even take an aspirin.'

'No problem,' replied the doc. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'...

'What is Irish Viagra?', she asked.

'It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a Week to let me know how things went' the doc explained.

It was a week later when she called the doc, who directly inquired as to her progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'

'Really? What happened?' asked the doc.

'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in His coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging Fiercely!

With one swoop of his arms, he sent me cups and saucers flying, ripped me clothes to tatters And took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! T'was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'

'Why so terrible?' asked the doc, 'Do you mean the s** your husband provided wasn't good?'

'Freakin' jaysus, it was the best s** I've Had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Star***ks again.

-Author Unknown-

Thanks to Angela who sent me this post!!!