masterwordsmith-unplugged

Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.

George Burns

Yeah, my real name is Coppola. I changed it because they'd think I was some nepotism-oriented kid.

Nicholas Cage

A lie can be half way around the world before the truth has got its boots on.

James Callaghan

Every revolutionary ends up by becoming either an oppressor or a heretic.

Albert Camus

Democracy is the worst form of government, except all the others that have been tried.

Sir Winston Churchill

Americans always try to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.

Winston Churchill

When distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.

Arthur C. Clarke

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Douglas Adams

When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults and they enter society, one of the politer names of hell.

Brian Aldiss

It doesn't matter if a student looks as sour as a lemon. You get lemonade by squeezing them.

Antti Allén

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Fred Allen

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

Woody Allen

Most of the time I don't have much fun. - The rest of the times, I don't have any fun at all.

Woody Allen

We should behave to our friends as we would wish our friends to behave to us.

Aristotle

There are no nations! There is only humanity. And if we don't come to know that soon, there will be no nations, because there will be no humanity.

Isaac Asimov

She looketh as butter would not melt in her mouth.

Francis Bacon

There's a sucker born every minute.

Phineas T. Barnum

Once you've been in a mental institution, people are going to look at you funny.

Drew Barrymore

I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.

Stephen Bishop

Never believe in anything until it has been officially denied.

Otto von Bismarck

People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.

Otto von Bismarck

The family that stays together may be convicted of incest.

Robert Bloch

There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.

Niels Bohr

Insanity is relative. It depends on who has who locked in what cage.

Ray Bradbury