Witty Definitions

Posted by Unknown On Wednesday, May 9, 2012 1 comments
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Brian Aldiss

Art is something that makes you proud to be human.
Amiri Baraka

Humour is falling downstairs if you do it while in the act of warning your wife not to.
Kenneth Bird

The miracle is not that we have done so much with our world, but that we ever did anything.
Ray Bradbury

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.
Charlie Chaplin

Democracy is the worst form of government, except all the others that have been tried.
Sir Winston Churchill

Tact consists in knowing how far to go in going too far.
Jean Cocteau

Youth is a period of missed opportunities
Cyril Connolly

Literature is the art of writing something that will be read twice.
Cyril Connolly

Death is what makes life an event.
Francis Ford Coppola

Arguing with a woman is like trying to read a newspaper in the wind.
Fjodor Dostojevski

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Albert Einstein

Comedy. like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
Marty Feldman

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.
Benjamin Franklin

Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.
Robert Frost

Only those things are beautiful which are inspired by madness and written by reason.
André Gide

Film is truth, 24 times a second
Jean-Luc Godard

1 comments to Witty Definitions

  1. says:

    cin2tan Naivete is the autobiography of humans ! (iwc)

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