AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
-Author Unknown-
Posted for laughs
2 comments to Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
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cin2tan Hahahaha , our family fren Dolly has baru-saja stopped work at 61 ... PITY her suami (football-gila-one) who should learn from Biblical verse 'sleep on rooftop' ....hahahah !!
( tried VERY2 hard to look at the number 31 or 37 , !@#$%^&*, at the profile picture .)
cin2tan hahahaha ...expecting me to write about biniku scolding me apabila I TAK flush after throwing the 'big H2O' !?
FYI ( this is true one) : i managed to get a doctor from kg Simee klinik
to write a note to biniku :' pls let him drink iwc once aday !' .