Silly Jokes

Posted by M ws On Thursday, June 14, 2012 3 comments
If you do have 5 minutes to relax, please read these jokes that I am posting with the hope that these will make you smile or laugh :-). Have a great day!

Boss: Where were you born?
S: India ..
Boss: which part?
S: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

2 guys were fixing a bomb in a car.
#1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
#2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Guy: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Guy: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

A guy started new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. The Boss was happy and asked what he did till evening.
He answered, "Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken.
Guy: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Guy: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Man: You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Man: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '


During an interview....

Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Interviewee: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Interviewee: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Guide: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who did that smaller skeleton next to it belong to?
Guide: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

Subject: Proof that Men Have Better Friends

Friendship among Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Seven confirmed that he had slept over, and three said he was still there.


Have a nice day everyone!

3 comments to Silly Jokes

  1. says:

    cin2tan Interviewer : hey, why are u carrying the chair !?

    Interviewee : mr boss ...u say 'take a seat' ma ...!!

    # Name the 2 pandas going to come here :-

    Pan Pan & Das Das !

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear cin2tan,

    I was going to write something about pandas, water bottles and salt but the sweltering heat in Penang has kind of robbed me of all energy. Hence, I am in a listless mode. Take care and hope that all is well with you and your bini.


  1. says:

    cin2tan we dun need the COSTLY pandas & it won't work anymore like the pingpong !!

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