Spouses

Posted by M ws On Sunday, June 10, 2012 4 comments
This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force. This post is specially dedicated to reader cin2tan :-).

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.


WIFE:

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.


HUSBAND:

God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:

Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

HUSBAND:

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkey like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you



AND THE SAGA CONTINUES........

The position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoors...

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"The husband is one who is the head of the family, but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."
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A man in Hell asked Devil:

Can I make a call to my Wife?

After making call he asked how much to pay.

Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means,Without Information, Fighting Every time!

Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one every day.

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..

Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?

Husband: A lovely Push...!

and the life goes on........

*Posted for laughs! Have a nice day!

4 comments to Spouses

  1. says:

    cin2tan Sighs !
    Biniku baru saja complained ,"you love your FISH more than me & it's sinful to care MORE for pets !!"

    'well, it's precious !' ( from charm school).
    " precious your HEAD !!" she yelled.

    btw, pm baru saja tau ,from his son, apakah LOL, OMG, TGIF !
    wondering IF he tau FYI, BTW, WTF, WIFE .....!?

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith LOL!!! See - that is why I dedicated this post to you haha...

    Btw, I always tell my husband that he loves his tablet more than me. He holds it most of the time LOL and his retort would be I love my blog more than him haha so we are even.

    Oh - thanks for telling me. I seldom read the news for I only read headlines in TMI and MK and if any headline engages me, then only I will read the article.

    It is saner not to know too much about politics - a lesson I should have learnt years ago. Better now than never!

    Have a great day!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    cin2tan at 1st i thot yours loves his 'blue' tablet !

    TQ for the post KHAS utk ku; biniku tak baca lain2 except Mkini!

    btw, how do your kids tahan w'out TV...no tonton astro to pass time ??

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear cin2tan

    Haha! My family members are all IT gadget freaks. No lah not blue tablet but iPad type haha

    My younger boy only watched Barney and Friends, Teletubbies and Sesame Street intermittently btw the ages of 1-2.5 Once he could read at 2.5, he was not interested in tv programmes at all. Years ago, my older one grew up on Sesame Street and other cartoons. There is a difference between the two of them and I believe it is largely due to their preferences. Till today, my younger boy is a voracious reader.

    So we pass our time reading lah! Nick is now halfway through Jane Eyre (full version) after which he will be reading Wuthering Heights. He just finished Isabel Allende's trilogy and before that he read Mark Haddon's "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time."

    Other than that, we play games lah. Today we will be playing badminton and basketball. I am no longer a blog or net addict which is why sometimes, comments are published later.

    Take care n God bless!

    cheers

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