Glossary of Booger

Posted by M ws On Friday, August 3, 2012 0 comments
  • The Kiddie Pick: When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit!
  • Camouflaged Kiddie Pick: When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.
  • Fake Nose Scratch: When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.
  • Making A Meal Out Of It: You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert.
  • Surprise Pickings: When a sneeze or laugh causes a booger to come hurtling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.
  • Autopick: The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. NOTE: Someone is always looking.
  • Pick Your Brains: Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum.
  • Pick And Save: When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the booger so they don't catch on to what you did.
  • Pick And Roll: No explanation needed.
  • Pick And Flick: Ditto.
  • Pick And Stick: You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip.
  • Paydirt: The kind where you remove a booger so big, it improves your breathing by 90%.

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