masterwordsmith-unplugged

If it is the end of the world tomorrow, can you imagine the kind of headlines we would be reading?

• USA Today: We're dead
• The Wall Street Journal: Dow Jones plummets as world ends
• National Enquirer: Jon and Kate, together again
• Microsoft Systems Journal: Apple loses market share
• Victoria's Secret catalog: Our final sale
• Sports Illustrated: Game over
• Wired: The last new thing
• Rolling Stone: the Grateful Dead Reunion Tour
• Readers Digest: 'Bye’
• Discover Magazine: How will the extinction of all life as we know it affect the way we view the cosmos?
• Lady's Home Journal: Lose 10 lbs by judgment day with our new "Armageddon" diet!
• America Online: System temporarily down. Try calling back in 15 minutes.
• Inc. Magazine: Ten ways you can profit from the Apocalypse
• Time Magazine: Renew your subscription for eternity