What Happens When Children Pray...*humour*

Posted by M ws On Thursday, August 9, 2012 0 comments
*Never force children to pray...

At dinner, a little boy was ordered by his father to lead in prayer .
BOY: But I don’t know how to pray .
DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors,
the poor, etc .....

BOY: “Dear Lord,” he started
Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my
cookies and ice cream.
Bless them so they won’t come again!

Forgive our neighbor’s son, who removed my sister’s clothes
and wrestled with her on her bed yesterday .

This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those
poor naked ladies on my daddy’s blackberry mobile phone.

And provide shelter, Lord, to the homeless men
who use mom’s room when daddy is at work ..

*That evening Mom and Dad did not eat their dinner*

*Posted just for laughs and not to make fun of prayer. It is true that children tell it like it is with no pretentiousness....

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