The Wonderful World of Puns

Posted by M ws On Monday, October 22, 2012 0 comments
  • The Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.    
  •  To write with a broken pencil is pointless.    
  • Atheism is a non-prophet organization.    
  • Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
  • He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.    
  • A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.    
  • Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.  
  • Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
  • A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.   
  • When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.
  • Weight loss mantra? Fat chants!
  • I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.    
  • Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.    
  • Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.    
  • A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.    
  • Mummies are bound to be uptight.
  • Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
  • There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.    
  • Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
  • There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.

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