masterwordsmith-unplugged

1. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
2. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
3. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
4. The best way to stop a charging bull is to take away his credit card.
5. The eagles club formed an add hawk committee.
6. Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak.
7. A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?"
8. The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
9. Pour hot water down a rabbit hole and you get a hot cross bunny.
10. Did you hear about the two seeing eye dogs that went on a blind date?
11. In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his coat and pants.
12. It was raining cats and dogs. There were poodles all over the road.
13. What does a porcupine like to do when playing volleyball? Spike.
14. A cat ate some cheese and waited for a mouse with baited breath.
15. When my cat lost her three male kittens, I had to call missing purr sons.
16. The flock of doves decided to stage a coo.
17. Peacocks are meticulous because they show attention to de tail.
18. Horses in the movies only have Bit parts.
19. When a new hive is done bees have a house swarming party.
20. He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.
21. Two giraffes were in a race. They were neck and neck.
22. Are evil wildebeests bad gnus?
23. I phoned the zoo but the lion was busy.
24. His horse is missing a bit. I got it right from the horse's mouth.
25. When a cow gives birth she not only gives cream, she is de-calf-inated.