masterwordsmith-unplugged

Thanks to Freddie who sent me the following joke which I am posting for laughs with no intention to offend anyone. :-) Have a nice day.

You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs.

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter....

The interview was as follows:

The lady reporter:"I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease.. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"

The farmer stared at the reporter and said:...............
"Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"

Reporter(obviously embarrassed):"Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"

Farmer:"And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"

Reporter:"Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"

Farmer:"I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your t**s twice a day.... and only sc*** you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"

The program was never aired..