The Professor and the Rat

Posted by M ws On Saturday, November 10, 2012 2 comments

)One day, during Psychology class ....

The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it.

The rat was in the middle of the cage.

Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on side and kept a female rat on the other side. The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it.

Then, the professor changed the cake and kept some bread . The male rat ran towards the bread.  This experiment went on with the professor changing the food every time.

And, every time, the male rat ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat. \

Professor concluded:  “This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and attraction”

Then, one of the students from the back rows said:  "Sir, why don't you try changing the female rat ?   She may be his WIFE!

2 comments to The Professor and the Rat

  1. says:

    achibong A couple was touring a cattle farm….

    “This is the nursery where calves are raised”, the farmer says. “Splendid” says the wife.

    “This is the barn where cows are milked”, the farmer says. “Splendid” says the wife.

    “This is the field where cattle are fattened before going to the abattoir”, the farmer says. “Splendid” says the wife.


    “Now, see that big bull in the shed, it’s a stud. He can mate ten cows in a day”, the farmer says. “Wow, this is really splendid” says the wife.


    That night in bed….

    “Remember that stud we saw in the farm, dear,” whispers the wife seductively to the husband’s ear, “he can do it ten times a day, and he eats only grass. I give you ginseng and Tongkat Ali everyday but…..”

    “Oh, shuddup. He has different cow every time!” zzzzzzz………

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith LOL!! Thank you for sharing this, Achibong. Great to hear from you again. Apologies for this delayed response as I am down with a bad cold.

    Take care and do keep in touch. Keep smiling!

    Cheers

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