Things To Remember in Combat *Joke*

Posted by M ws On Tuesday, November 6, 2012 0 comments

  •     The only things more accurate than enemy fire is friendly fire.
  •     Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
  •     Teamwork is essential. It gives them more targets to shoot at.
  •     No inspection-ready unit ever passed combat.
  •     No combat-ready unit ever passed inspection.
  •     Remember: your aircraft was made by the lowest bidder.
  •     Never draw fire, it will irritate the rest of your formation.
  •     Never share a cockpit with someone braver than you.
  •     You are not Tom Cruise.
  •     SAMs and AAA have the right-of-way.
  •     If you aren't sure, the SAMs are pointed at you.
  •     If hit, landing near the people that just shot you down is not a good idea.
  •     Close only counts in horseshoes, nukes and proximity-fused missiles.
  •     Smart bombs have bad days too.
  •     The best defense is to stay out of range.
  •     If you are short on everything but enemy, you are in combat.
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