masterwordsmith-unplugged

1) "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks." – Stewart Francis 2) "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly." – Tim Vine 3) "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister." – Will Marsh 4) "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case." – Rob Beckett 5) "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet … I don't know Y." – Chris Turner 6) "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze." – Tim Vine 7) "Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating." – George Ryegold 8) "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!" – Stewart Francis 9) "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad." – Lou Sanders 10) "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism … she wouldn't fancy her chances." – Nish Kumar