masterwordsmith-unplugged

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxicab in New York City, and laid down on the back seat ...

The cab driver, an old gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.

He made no attempt to start the cab.

The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey? --- Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

The old driver answered, "Let me tell you sumsing, lady, I vasn't staring at you like you tink; det vould
not be proper vair I come from."

The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs or my ass sweetie, what are you looking at then?"

He paused a moment, then told her..."Vell, Ma'am, I am looking, and I am looking, and it's vat I don't see dat vorries me...I am tinking to myself, 'Vair in da hell is dis naked lady keeping da money
to pay for dis ride?

NOW THAT A REAL BUSINESSMAN!

-Author Unknown-

*Posted for laughs with thanks to SK who sent me this joke.