A Catholic, a Protestant, a Mormon and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner.
Catholic: “I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank!”
Protestant: “I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!”
Mormon: “I am a fabulously rich prince.... I intend to purchase
Microsoft!”
They then all wait for the Jew to speak....
The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says:
“I'M NOT Selling”
-Author Unknown-
Posted for laughs with no intention to insult anyone from any faith. Thanks to Angela who shared this post.
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