Such Modesty

Posted by Unknown On Wednesday, January 30, 2013 0 comments
A Catholic, a Protestant, a Mormon and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner.

Catholic: “I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank!”

Protestant: “I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!”

Mormon: “I am a fabulously rich prince.... I intend to purchase
Microsoft!”

They then all wait for the Jew to speak....

The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says:

“I'M NOT Selling”

-Author Unknown-

Posted for laughs with no intention to insult anyone from any faith. Thanks to Angela who shared this post.

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