The Norwegian Wedding

Posted by MWS On Saturday, February 16, 2013 0 comments

Sven Swenson was out in his pasture in northern Minnesota when he took a lightning-quick kick from a cow. . . .right in his crotch.

Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground.  As soon as he could manage, he took himself to Doc Torvik.

He said: "How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my bride to be, Lena , is still a Virgin -- in every vay."

The doctor told him, "Sven, I'll have to put your willy in a splint to let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but leave it on dere as long as you can."

Old Doc Torvik  took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together. . . quite an impressive work of art.

Sven mentioned none of this to Lena when married her, and they went off on their honeymoon to Duluth.

That night in the Motel 6 in Duluth, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts.

She said: "Sven. . . you are the first vun!  No vun has EVER seen deez."

Sven immediately dropped his pants and replied: "Look at dis Lena . . . still in DA CRATE!"

*Posted for laughs

Thanks to Angela who sent me this joke.

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