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A daughter asked her dad, "Dad, there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand --

He said that I have a beautiful chassis, 2 lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."

Dad said, "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and pulls out his dipstick to check the oil, I will give him such a servicing that -- his motor will cease and his ball bearings will fall off!"

Thanks to Freddie who shared this post! :-)

Have a wonderful day !