masterwordsmith-unplugged

A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...

"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

His wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, Not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous b***h, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

Thanks to Angela who shared this joke. Have a nice day!