Thursday Laughter

Posted by M ws On Friday, February 7, 2014 0 comments
It's Thursday...time for some laughter thanks to Angela who shared this post.

Q.  What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A.   Row, Row, Row Your Boat.


Q.   Where does an Irish family go on vacation ?
         A. To a different bar.


Q.   What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A.  Sum Ting Wong

Q.   What do you call it when an Italian
has one arm shorter than the other?
         
A. A speech impediment.


Q.   Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans On Star Trek?        
A.  Because they're not going to work in the future either.


Q.   Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car
only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?

A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.


Q.   What's the difference between a southern zoo
and a northern zoo?
         
A.      The southern zoo has a description of the animal
along with a recipe.



Q   How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady
to say the 'F' word?
             
       A. Yell,  'BINGO!'


Q.   What's the difference between a northern fairy tale
and a southern fairy tale?

A.   A northern fairy tale begins, .....'Once upon a time...'
 
       A southern fairy tale begins... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'


Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

        A.   Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States

Posted strictly for humour with no intention to offend anyone.

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