Golf Humour

Posted by M ws On Monday, March 24, 2014 0 comments
An American businessman is entertaining some overseas business guests on the Golf course.

The first guest, who is from Italy, tees off and hits a good shot 200 yards down the fairway.

As the American businessman knows a small amount of Italian he says: "Buon tiro", which means "Good shot".

The Italian businessman replies: "Grazie". (Thank you!!)

The second guest, who is from France, tees off and hits a fantastic shot that lands on the green thirty feet from the hole.

As the American businessman knows a small amount of French he says: "Tirfantastique", which means "Fantastic shot".

The French businessman replies: "Merci". (Thank you!!)

The third guest, who is from Japan, tees off and amazingly the ball goes straight in the hole, a hole in one!

The American businessman doesn't know many Japanese words or phrases.... but when he dated a Japanese girl during his overseas business trips she used to moan when he made love to her and she would shout out "Ura-ana, ura-ana", and which he repeats to his Japanese guest.

The Japanese businessman replies: "What do you mean wrong hole?"

Posted for humour and not meant to offend or annoy anyone.

Thanks to Mr TSK for sharing! 

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