Let Me Give You the Truth

Posted by M ws On Saturday, March 22, 2014 0 comments
Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks her husband - "Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me, what age would you say I am?"

Looking over her carefully, Andy replied,...

"Judging from your skin, twenty;

your hair, eighteen;

and your figure, twenty five."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Andy his reward, he stops her by saying:  "WHOA, hold on there sweety...

I haven't added them up yet!"

Posted for laughs with grateful thanks to Mr TSK for sharing this.

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