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1 What is marriage?
Marriage is the 7th sense that destroys all the six senses,
And makes the person NON sense.
2 There are four stages of marriage
n Mad for each other,
n Made for each other,
n Mad at each other,
n Mad because of each other.
3 Definition of a Happy couple.
He does what she wants,
She does what she wants.
4 Wife : Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband : Exactly darling. It’s a computer, not a husband.
“Laughing at own mistakes, can lengthen one’s life.” -- Shakespeare
“Laughing at wife’s mistakes, can shorten one's life” -- Shakespeare’s Wife.
6 How Bedroom smells.
After marriage –
1st 3 years -- Perfumes, flowers, chocolate, fruits.
After 3 yrs – Baby powder, Johnson’s baby cream
After 15 yrs -- Tiger Balm, Vicks, Minyak Chap Kapak
After 40 yrs -- Incense, joss-stick, Agarbatti (embalming lotion)