The Elderly Lady and Carnation Milk

Posted by M ws On Tuesday, April 15, 2014 0 comments
Thanks to Freddie who shared this...I checked with Snopes and apparently it is not true but I am sharing it just for laughs..

Apparently...more than 65 years ago...

A little old lady from   Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms  since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work  and little compensation.

When canned Carnation Milk  became available in grocery stores in the 1940s, she read  an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best  slogan.

The producers wanted a rhyme beginning With 'Carnation Milk is best of all.'

She  thought to herself, I know everything there is to know  about milk and dairy farms. I can do this! She sent in her  entry, and several weeks later, a black car pulled up in  front of her house.

A large man got out, knocked on  her door and said, "Ma'am,.....The president of Carnation  milk absolutely LOVED your entry.....So much, in fact,  that  we are here to  award you $1,000 even though we will not be able to use it  for our advertisements!"

Here is her entry:

Carnation milk is best of all,
No t*ts to pull, no sh*t to haul;
No buckets to wash, no hay to pitch,
Just poke a hole in the s*n-of-a-b**ch!

No offense meant! Posted strictly for humour!

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