Doug Smith is on his deathbed, and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.
"So", he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Panorama houses."
"Sybil, take the apartments over in Canal Walk."
"Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in Tygervalley."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings in the Waterfront."
The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Doug slips away, she says , "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard working man to have accumulated all this property".
Sarah replies, "Property….what property? ...................
"My husband delivers newspapers!"
*Thanks to Mr TSK who shared this joke.