The Romantic Woman and her Husband *Humour*

Posted by M ws On Sunday, August 31, 2014 0 comments
An elderly couple, who had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears.  I love you."

The husband texted back to her:

"I'm on the toilet.    Please advise."

Posted for laughs with thanks to Freddie who shared this joke. Have a nice day!

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