masterwordsmith-unplugged

Thanks to Mr TSK who shared this list of toilet poems...I am sharing this for laughs and have no intention of offending anyone..

The first one goes:

THE 'FUTURE' IS IN YOUR HAND, HOLD IT GENTLY'

Another one...
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some idiot stole the toilet paper,

Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

This one by a budding poet...

Here I sit..
Broken hearted
Tried to sh*t..
But only farted

Then the next guy comes along....

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And sh*t my pants!

Third guy with some inspiration.....

I came here
To sh*t and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

The 4th guy....

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to sh*t and stink,
But I come
here to scratch my balls ,
And read the bullsh*t on the walls.....

Then this guy from Singapore Fire Dept ....... (written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you.

Since the Ministry of Environment owns the toilets they have something to say too.....
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!

And on the inside of a toilet door:..

Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.
And finally a restaurant owner took this aiming issue a step further.....
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.