A blonde hadn't been to church for many many months. She always promised to go, but never did.
One day, the pastor was astounded when she suddenly rocked up for Sunday service. Thereafter, she was at every Sunday service, every prayer meeting, every home group meeting, etc.
Three months later, one Sunday after the service, the pastor asks her, 'What happened to you? You always dodged church and now it looks like you can't get enough of it?'
She replied, 'It's this new car of mine pastor; they told me the warranty will lapse if I miss even one service!'