Best Political Joke!

Posted by Unknown On Monday, November 10, 2014 0 comments
Worse than SARS and Bird Flu combined, The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him."

Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years.

Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:

  • anti-social personality disorders, 
  • delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, 
  • extreme cognitive dissonance, 
  • inability to incorporate new information, 
  • pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, 
  • inability to accept responsibility for own actions, 
  • cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, 
  • uncontrolled facial smirking, 
  • ignorance of geography and history, 
  • tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, 
  • categorical all-or-nothing behavior. 

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

Does it ring true of anyone in our own backyard?


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