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Worse than SARS and Bird Flu combined, The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him."

Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years.

Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:

• anti-social personality disorders, 
• delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, 
• extreme cognitive dissonance, 
• inability to incorporate new information, 
• pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, 
• inability to accept responsibility for own actions, 
• cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, 
• uncontrolled facial smirking, 
• ignorance of geography and history, 
• tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, 
• categorical all-or-nothing behavior. 

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

Does it ring true of anyone in our own backyard?

:-)