Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
Doctor : How'syour headache ?
Patient : She's out of town.
Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
Whiskey is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.
It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most.
When a man does that, the slide show begins.
Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.
Q-You know why women love shoes?
A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit..
Q- Why can't Women Drive well?
A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
Q- Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle?
A- There are no Shopping Centers..
Q- How to save a Dying Woman?
A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..
Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
The woman who invented the phrase "All men
are the same" was a Chinese woman who lost
her husband in a crowd.
There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened
Wives are magicians. ..... .They can change anything into an argument
Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men. WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women don't have a wife!
Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it.
Posted strictly for laughs.
Thanks to Mr TSK for sharing.