A Doctor opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic:
Any treatment in RM 300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back RM 1000/-.
A CLEVER Man comes to do fraud & thinking to get RM 1000.
He says to the Doctor:
I ca'nt feel any taste on my tongue...
Doctor asks the Nurse to put few
drops of medicine from box no 22.
After that the MAN shouts: "What d _____ ...its URINE!!
The doctor says congratulations your sense of taste is back now.
The MAN was angry as he lost RM 300.
After 2 weeks MAN comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too.
MAN: Doc! I've lost my memory.
Doctor: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue.
MAN : Wait doctor but that medicine is for sense of taste.
Doctor: Congratulations your memory is back.
Moral: Don't try to be over-smart with Doctors...
Thanks to P for sharing.