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Do you Love your Husband ????.

There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.

The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?'

All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?'
Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember..

The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: "I love you, Sweetheart".
Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.

Here are some of the replies:

1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick... Siow ah?

2. What now? Did you crash my car again?

3. I don't understand what you mean. Nothing better to do meh?

4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time!!!

5. I am so blurred, tell me more Dear....

6. Don't beat around the bush, just tell me how much $$$ you need for shopping?

7. Am I dreaming? ???????

8. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today... I promise!!!

9. I told you not to drink anymore!! Can or not!

and the best one
10. Hello... Who is this?

Thanks to Frederick Matthews who shared this post.