Just for Laughs

Posted by M ws On Monday, March 30, 2015 0 comments
Generation Gap

Father used to walk 20 minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 minutes.
(Surprisingly both are correct...!!!)

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Cultural Gap

If electricity goes in America they call the power house.
In Japan, they test the fuse.
But in India, they check neighbour's house, "power gone there too....then ok!"
Funny but true

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Sense of Responsibility...

A man goes to library and asks for a book on Suicide..........
Librarian looks at him and asks: "Hello.. who will return the book????"

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Grandfather to Grandson:
“Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today!”
Grandson: “No! No!! You go hide.. I told her you passed away!!”

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Sister to brother:
“What are you going to give grandma on her birthday?”
Brother: “A football”
Sister: “But grandma does not play football!”
Brother: “So what? On my birthday she gave me a Bible.”

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A woman went shopping.  At cash counter she opened her purse to pay.  The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.
He couldn't control his curiosity and asked "Do you always carry your TV remote with you?"
She replied "No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. ..............

Moral :
Accompany your wife....
 
The story continues....
 
The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card..........
 
MORAL:
Respect the hobbies of your husband.
 
Wait wait, story is not yet over.  It continues....
 
Wife took out her husband's debit card from the purse and uses it to do the shopping,  clear all the bills and bought herself a pair of new shoes.
Unfortunately he didn't block his own debit card.
Moral:......
Don't underestimate the power of a WIFE. :) :)

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