FUNNY PROVERBS TO MAKE YOU SMILE

Posted by Unknown On Wednesday, May 20, 2009 0 comments
Thanks to Pauline who sent these to me via e-mail.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.

It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them.

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

I can resist everything except temptation.

It's a great satisfaction knowing that for a brief point in time you made a difference.

The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does.

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.

If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.

Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.

There are three faithful friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Parents can tell but never teach, unless they practice what they preach.

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.

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