Enjoy the following collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places.
1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please
sanction me one-week leave".
2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"As I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,please grant me 10 days leave."
5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 O-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave."
6. An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
9. Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
10.Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
11.An application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
12.Letter:
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
13.A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
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Have a great day!
6 comments to TWELVE HILARIOUS LEAVE APPLICATION LETTERS :-)
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Unknown Hehehe...I love that one too...I am quite surprised and a trite disappointed that in my years of teaching, I have yet to come across such letters from my students LOL!!
Cheers
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uncle james wkwkwkwkwk
Gosh, where do you find all the "gems"? I was just about to look for some interesting jokes to link to my new post...and your post is heaven-sent!
Ohyes, after 10 years of guardianship for Indonesian students, i have seen some pretty horrendous and hilarious letters of excuses for no-show.
Cheers !
ps: you sure seems in a pretty "joking mood"....hehehe...keep it up....hahaha
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Unknown Dear brother James,
My cousin who resides in US sent it to me..Another friend from Penang had sent it to him and then it bounced back to me :-) ...This is what I call the circle of jokes.
Actually, I have not been well for two weeks already - which is why I have not been writing too much.
It all started when I got upset after reading Marley and Me and my blood pressure has yet to return to normal...So I am trying to laugh a lot to become normal again LOL!!! And I am not reading the news in the mean time cos that would surely make my blood boil.
Take care...
Cheers
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uncle james Dear MWS,
I am sure all your regular readers must have sensed that you are a bit "off-color" these 1-2 weeks. I could feel it, because i am also not in pretty good shape & mood myself.
But i have a wonderful antidote - because all my nieces & nephews are here. And they can't be disappointed, right?
The BBQ must go on.( this time with wifey being the event-manager cum purchaser cum dishwasher)
The nocturnal sneaking out of the house with 5 little sharks at 1am for some roti tissue at Steven' Corner must go on.
We all wish you MORE than enough good health so that you can carry on giving us our "daily fix" of your nuggets of inspiration.
Get well soon....let's laugh louder when you can laugh more healthily.
God Will Bless You, i am sure, because you are always giving blessings & well wishes to so many others.
THANK YOU.
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Unknown Dear brother James,
Thanks so much for being sensitive to my moods and also for being a caring blog reader and friend. I really appreciate it.
I am sure you will be having a great time with your family and loved ones.
Sorry for the late publication of this comment. I just returned from KL. Dead tired!
I think I have to accept the fact that I am in my late forties LOL!!!
Yes, I really need to get fit and improve my stamina level to enjoy good health...
Thanks so much for being very encouraging and caring. I truly appreciate knowing you.
May God bless you and yours too!
Cheers
mamasita hahahahahaha
love especially the 'cremation' joke!